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When I get my head round this…

When I get my head around this….It will be a very satisfying way to waste your minutes

When I get my head around this ….It will be something you haven’t seen before

When I get my head around this…You will totally get it

When I get my head around this…It will be good

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Jeremy Corbyn Cat (Adventurous old cat finds new patch)

I know a cat called Jeremy Corbyn.

He’s roamed these lanes for years…

There’s an old cat out there

Called Jeremy Corbyn…

Jeremy Corbyn Cat.

He wouldn’t be home that night

He’d found out about the front way.

After a life round the back

Jeremy Corbyn Cat

Found his way round to the front.

And

He

Loved

It

There!

Round the front he was kind of the new cat

But kind of not…

They were always having

To watch him!.

He questioned why life for the few was so lush…

While the cats in the backs were kept hungry..

And

Then

He

Waited!

When he knew all the knowledge

About life round the back

And life round the front….

It was time to bring all the cats with him.

With a mild meow he invited them on

And they gingerly peeked round the corner…

Millions of them!

A

Risky

Move.

He had to watch his whiskers now

The fat cats were ruffled…

He’d been kind of a novelty

So they’d let him stay

He might actually do them a favour.

But his old paws had grown far too big for his socks

And they needed fast action to singe them.

They built metaphorical fires

Which they fuelled and they stoked

Blocking all the available exits

Warning all of the change-makers

STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

Have a look at the mess you’ve created.

The big cats relaxed now as panic ensued

And

The

Cats

Got

Scared

And Jeremy Corbyn Cat blew out each fire

Called the cats round the back – Have a go, now!

There’s loads more of us than there are of them

We can all have a bit of what they have.

Now the millions of cats

Saw the cracks in the fence

And together they padded towards them…..

And

Then

They

Pounced!!

#forthemanynotthefew

Jeremy Corbyn Cat (Adventurous old cat finds new patch)

I know a cat called Jeremy Corbyn.

She’s been about for years…

There’s an old cat out there

Called Jeremy Corbyn.

Jeremy Corbyn Cat.

She wouldn’t be home the night,

She found out about the front way.

After a life round the back

Jeremy Corbyn

Finally found her way

Around to the front

And

She

loved

it.

Round the front she was kind of the new cat

But kind of not.

They were always having

To watch her.

She was angry that life for the few was so lush…

while the cats in the backyards were starving

And

Then

She

Waited.

When she had the all the knowledge

Of life round the back

And life round the front

It was time to bring all the cats with her

With a mild meow she invited them in

And they gingerly peeked round the corner

Thousands of them

A

Bad

move

She had to watch her whiskers now

The big cats were ruffled…

She’d been kind of a novelty

So they’d let her stay

She might actually do them a favour

But her old paws had grown far too big for her socks

So they needed some action to singe them

They built metaphorical fires

Which they fuelled and they stoked

Blocking all the available exits

Warning all of the change-makers

STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

Have a look at the mess you’ve created.

The big cats relaxed now as panic ensued

And

The

Cats

Got

Scared

And Jeremy Corbyn Cat blew out each fire

Called the cats round the back – Have a go, now!

There’s loads more of us than there are of them

We can all have a bit of what they have.

Now the millions of cats

Saw the cracks in the fence

And together they padded towards them

And

They

Pounced!!

#forthemanynotthefew

I love bed

I love bed

Cold out there

Warm in bed

I love bed

#JeremyCorbyn Cat

 

Adventurous old cat finds new patch…

I know a cat called Jeremy Corbyn
She’s 8 years old, this cat
There’s an 8 year old cat out there
Called Jeremy Corbyn
A real cat
Called Jeremy Corbyn

She won’t be home tonight
Now she’s discovered there’s a front
After a life round the back
Jeremy Corbyn
Has  found her way around to the front
She loves it there

Round the front she’s kind of the new cat
But kind of not
She has the all the knowledge
About life round the back.
And the cats round the front
Love it.

But Jeremy Corbyn better watch her whiskers…The Big Cats are after her…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#Confessions of a lazy #Feminist

I read about memoirs…

confessionals…

The Feminists laid bare…

With all their sexy business…

The sex confessions of laid bare feminists.

Laid back feminists and bears

The confessional sex of a feminist and a laid back bear

Well. You won’t find sex here. There is no sex here.  I have no sex for you. No sex for you today.

And as this is not a memoir

I think we’ll be fine.

How is this not a #Poem?

What are the rules of poetry?

I am drawn….

but, I am afraid

I don’t know what I’m on about.

If I say it is a poem…Is it a poem?

Like as if I know about poems

Oh Yes…I am on fire with my radical poetry structure

#am writing

I have things to say. Am I on the right lines? Is this the way forward?

 

Look at Me!!! Look at Me

#blogging #politics #family #goodnews #addiction #funny #brexit Come and see…Come and see…You won’t be sorry…There will be just me here. No sex or drugs or rock and roll…But that will be ok because it will be the most fun you can have without any of them. Just let me know you are there.

you know what?

You know what?…..if this does what it should…and just…is out there…I will have arrived. Lets see….

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